LtCaptain's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["Target Practice"]

So we're... reviewing a dead guy?

And so Tai said... the movie did little. Little... like death. And thus Tai, the ruler of all that is everything, reviewd a movie, for a dead author... who died a sick, sadistic death. This has definatly been an expirience... ALL YOUR BASE!

[Metal Gear Crisis 1.1]

OH GOD MY EARS!

I hear it's amazing when the purple stuffed !!!!WORM!!!! in flap-jaw space with a tuningfork does a raw-link on hiri kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!... That really ruined my dreams of a perfect MGS movie... bastards.

[Bitey of Brackenwood]

Great.

Great movie, keep up the great work. The style you show is amazing.